Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
