Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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