and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.