If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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