I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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