all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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