Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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