Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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