In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
and you fell through a lawn chair
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