my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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