What did we do last night that was yellow?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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