Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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