So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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