I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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