Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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