yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
