is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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