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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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