Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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