Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Green mimosas i think yes
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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