walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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