Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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