So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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