oh god the rape fog is back!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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