I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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