Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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