direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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