hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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