her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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