Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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