youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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