I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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