You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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