Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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