they need to just BURY HIM!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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