i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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