So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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