Already got asked if we're dating
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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