well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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