you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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