I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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