I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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