he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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