They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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