it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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