UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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