Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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