honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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