Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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