You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Two words: blizzard sex
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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