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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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