I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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