my vag is so smooth its legendary
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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