i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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