Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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