Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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