I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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