i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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